Tell her she can't have a vagina
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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