my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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