Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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