I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched