i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER