dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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