Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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