turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Your cock deserves a montage
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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