what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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