protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Let's paint friendship bongs
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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