I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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