I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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