Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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