what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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