Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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