That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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