My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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