I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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