It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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