Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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