Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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