I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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