Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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