It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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