thanks...oh and i got my period
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf