STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
Just general bites
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her