your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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