Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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