I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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