butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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Just invented taco cereal.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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