Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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