do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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