have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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