Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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