the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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