Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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