dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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