at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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