everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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