:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I don't think brook has ever known best
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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