I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
is wine microwaveable?
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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