Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
