I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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