u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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