No, you can still breathe under the balls.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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