I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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