Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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