please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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