This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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