why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
