I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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