this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house