I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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