So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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