Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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