to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You've changed since you got that strap on
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The adults are the big ones right?
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